The Ugliest Thing I have Seen in Ages: Vibram Five Finger "Shoes"

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When the Harrys Shoes insert in my New York Post fell out onto my lap this morning I screamed. I was looking down at a collection of the ugliest athletic shoes (and I use that term loosely) I have ever seen in my life.

I have had this misfortune of seeing some men and women running through the streets of New York wearing this hideous footwear, not to mention the few pairs I have seen on the subway. Now they have a name. A name you should all forget. I just hope I can erase it from my memory. Sadly the impression is burned into my brain. I don't care if these things are the most comfortable things to walk to earth…they are just too ugly for words!

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-Lauren Dimet Waters

3 thoughts on “The Ugliest Thing I have Seen in Ages: Vibram Five Finger "Shoes"”

  1. Chad, but I don’t even want to look at them. They are an assault to the eyes. No worries, I would NEVER wear anything that ugly!

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