Lord help me. I’m not sure I can sit through this drivel again. This week’s Mad As A Hatter description of the Real Housewives of Dallas when I hit the info button stated “LeeAnne enlists a designer to create an extravagant hat for the Mad Hatters Tea Party.” Really? This is interesting? Really?
There are now all kinds of hair care products and vitamins that claim to help hair grow. How about offering one product that makes hair stop growing – especially for those of us who have to color our hair? I have a standing appointment with my colorist every 6 weeks, but by week 4 my roots are already showing and it drives me batty. It’s not just the grays either, but that definitive line you can see from the color and the regrowth. Well thank GOD for spray root concealers! They buy you another two weeks in-between appointments so I always make sure to have some on hand.
I don’t know if it was watching the RHOBH “housewives” going to Dubai or I’m just digging the trend I first noticed for Resort ’16, but I’m finding myself buying kaftans and kimonos left and right to wear this summer. I seriously can not get enough. I’ve bought a few long and short ones. The look is effortless and they come in versions that are draped, flared, belted and billowed for day or night. I know you might be thinking, “seriously? Aren’t kaftans for old ladies?” Not anymore!
This show could be renamed the Real Divorcees of New York except for Jules who is truly married (for now) but is a complete ditz. She can’t make coffee and is disgustingly thin. Her parenting and cooking segments are pathetic and boring. Doesn’t her husband know by now she can’t make coffee? “My husband loves me as long as I put the effort in. Morning time is family time! There’s not enough of me. My life is being the mother to three children.” Whatever. Until the nanny takes over. Honey, the only way you are getting back for another season is if you either go to a hospital for an eating disorder and they can make a story around that or if your husband cheats on you and even that didn’t help Kristen Taekman. Moving on.
Earth Day is next Friday and while we are not doing a roundup this year, I found the perfect gadget you need to own and won’t be able to live without 365 days a year. I don’t know about you but I am always tossing away fresh fruits and vegetables and my husband constantly calls me out on it! It’s not my fault the kids have suddenly decided they no longer like grapes! Well forget putting a box of baking soda in your fridge, you need a BerryBreeze Fridge Freshener – a revolutionary fridge freshener that maximizes nutrients, reduces waste, and benefits the environment via the timed-release of activated oxygen.
