It has been a long time since I have done WTF once I passed the reigns on to Alia. Now she is away on vacation and I was feeling inspired. I'm not sure if it's my mood, but generally I thought most celebrities looked pretty good this week and heck, there was even a country music awards red carpet which is usually good fodder. Never fear. I found a few for ya!
Comment: We are all for mixing patterns and lace, but it just doesn't work here. The boots just add to the visual assault. She's a little bit country and a little bit fallen angel. It just doesn't work.
She's Thinking: Dude, I'm from Vancouver. What did you expect?
Comment: Must I really explain what is wrong with this outfit or do you think you can get it without my help? Seriously? I get that this is at the Latin Grammy Awards and it's in Vegas, but really? Oh my God! On so many levels this is offensive.
She's Thinking: Charo has nothing on me! Cuchi-cuchi!
Comment: It saddens me more than you know that badly behaved reality D-listers even get any media attention but hey, this event is in Jersey. Actually of the cast (I admit I watch) she is one of the better dressed…normally. This bronze jacket just does nothing for her. I warned you it was a slow week!
She's Thinking: I purposely did not wear my weave tonight when I heard some of the cast was coming.
Comment: Seriously, what is she wearing? Because for once, she looks pretty good! Shocking as Juliette is normally one hot mess. We are going to assume some wind blew her hair up like that and just leave it at that. Keep up the good work! Something tells me she will be back on this list shortly…again!
She's Thinking: I knew Second City Style was going to blast me again if I wore my usual.
Comment: I swear there is a picture of me in a wedding as a bridesmaid wearing this exact dress somewhere back in 1992. It was ugly then and it's more ugly now. In fact, wait, that could actually be it! I gave it to Goodwill in 1994. She is too young and pretty to look this dowdy.
She's Thinking: Busted. I stole this from wardrobe during my days on All My Children.
Comment: My hand actually uncontrollably and spontaneously slapped itself over my mouth when I realized who this was. Not Tootie! What the hell happened? From head to toe this is just unexplainable and inexcusable. First she must be in her 40's by now, so what's wrong with looking a little more grown-up? The dress is too tight, too patterned, too short and just the wrong cut for her. The light pantyhose and shoes just make it worse. Top it off with a ridiculous hair style and you have one sad fan. I am so sad. So sad.
She's Thinking: You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have…one hot mess.
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-Lauren Dimet Waters