Comment: She is more like big sis Mary Kate than she may want to be. This giant dress is so ridiculous. Why would she wear a potato sac and on what planet does this look good? Not to mention the color. It's horrid. Even if one is 20 months pregnant, this is just huge! Can't she get some of her sister's Elizabeth & James fashions for like…free? Want some advice? Emulate Ashley, honey.
Comment: The carpet is red and those jeans are dead. Ripped jeans on a red carpet? Seriously? There is no excuse for this, none. Mind you, she got it right with a blazer with pushed up sleeves and a pushed up bangle, but that's about it. From the waist down is a disaster.
She's Thinking: I know, it was insane to pay $300 for these jeans, but I look cool, no?
Comment: OK, I appreciate an athletic body. Heck, I used to have one myself, but when your legs are this muscular, you should probably avoid a tiny slip dress. Had it been a few inches longer, she would have saved herself from mention on this list.
She's Thinking: Where is Maria Sharapova? I am going to crush her with my legs.
Comment: OK, what is with the ballooned-out hem? Oh and the exposed bit of Spanx or whatever that is around her thigh? This dress is a mess and one should always check a mirror that their undergarments are concealed before stepping out on a red carpet. Besides, did she really need any control with that dress? You could eat 3 pizzas by yourself and still be assured that thing would fit.
Comment: I'm at a loss. Really. In a perfect world nobody would wear this. Ever.
She's Thinking: Beyonce has got nothin' on this booty. All the single ladies my butt!