Celebs sometimes look silly… even in France.
Lily Allen
Comment: We’re not a huge fan of Lily blonde, but more importantly, this halter does nothing to flatter her figure. This is a case of a pretty girl in a dress that makes her dumpy.
She Was Thinking: A little black dress is always chic, right? (Wrong.)
Juliette Lewis
Comment: Just because you have reinvented yourself as a rocker doesn’t mean you can expose your panties to the world.
YES! I LOOK FORWARD TO #GROWINGYOUNGER
PLEASE SUBSCRIBE ME TO YOUR MAILING LIST.
She Was Thinking: A little black dress is always chic, right? (Wrong…still.)
Amira Casar
Comment: We know that bows are in, but combined with the checkerboard, sequined skirt, it’s just costume-y overkill. Reminds us of the Mad Hatter from Alice In Wonderland.
She Was Thinking: Anyone for a tea party?
Julianne Moore
Comment: Wow, there’s so much going on with this dress, we can’t even get started. Flowers, feathers, rhinestones… oh, my! It’s dumbfounding. We’re speechless. We can’t even comment.
She Was Thinking: This dress will make a statement?
We Are Thinking: This dress will make us braindead.
Natalie Portman
Comment: She’s so beautiful that she almost pulls off these short pants anyway, but we can’t get the images of AC/DC’s guitarist out of our head…
A striking resemblance, no?
She Was Thinking: YOU SHOOK ME ALL! NIGHT! LONG!
Anytime we can compare Natalie Portman to Angus Young… we are happy. Thank you, Cannes Film Festival!
– Hayley Wells
Photos: WireImage.com
