Celebrity Style Smackdown: Featuring; Rachel McAdams, Sarah Jessica Parker, Anne Hathaway & Reese Witherspoon

It has been a while since we have sat ringside. Let the fights begin!
Anne Hathaway vs. Chelsea Handler in Elizabeth and James
Winner: Ah, the mullet dress. Something tells me we are going to see a lot (probably too much) of this frightening trend. A party in front and all business in the back. I am going to have to go with Chelsea Handler on this one. For two reasons. One, I just hate that necklace with Anne’s outfit. She doesn’t need it as there is already a black band around the collar. Two, if you are going to wear a dress like this it means your legs have to look banging. In flat sandals her legs albeit skinny, still look a little thick. Heels make your legs look longer and just better.
Reese Witherspoon vs. Jenna Elfman in Giambattista Valli
Winner: Reese Witherspoon. Um, Jenna dear…I don’t think that dress was meant to be worn that way. You sorta ruined it by pushing the strap down. Besides, the one-shoulder dress is so hot right now.  
Leighton Meester vs. Georgina Chapman in Marchesa
Winner: Georgina Chapman. OK, how can you compete with one half of the design team of said outfit? You can’t. This lace number looks so far superior lined. I also don’t like the matching lace shoes Leighton is wearing. Somehow the young actress looks vulgar which is not a word I normally associate with Marchesa.
Sarah Jessica Parker vs. Lana Del Rey in Prabal Gurung
Winner: SJP of course! I just can’t get past Lana’s awful shoe choice and shimmery ‘pantyhose.’ I also prefer the v-neck sleeveless version which is much more flattering than Lana’s. Then again, ever since I saw her bizarre performance (or whatever that was) on SNL, I can’t warm up to her.
Rachel McAdams vs. Nicole Kidman in Collette Dinnigan
Winner: Rachel McAdams. I never thought I would say this about Nicole, but she has been striking out as of late. Remember when she could do no wrong when it came to her red carpet style? Well she has been replaced by Rachel. The length of the dress and shoes are much more flattering on Rachel. Nicole’s dress is hemmed to that area I call ‘Neverland’ where the leg is cut off in an unfortunate place. The dress is also a bit too tight on Nicole as evidenced by the pulling of the fabric across her thigh area and her boobs appear to be struggling for air.
Stacy Keibler vs. Vanessa Hudgens in Maria Lucia
Winner: Vanessa Hudgens. What can I say Mrs. (I’ll Never Be George) Clooney? The dress looks perfectly acceptable on you, but the yellow color on Vanessa is just amazing. I also prefer lose, flowing hair with a strapless dress. Otherwise it looks too prom/bridesmaid. And let’s face it, that ain’t gonna happen with the guy you are dating now. – Lauren Dimet Waters Images: People.com

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