Yeah! The CMT Music Awards were this week, which means there was super bad red carpet fashion galore!
Paula Abdul at the 2008 CMT Music Awards in Nashville
Comment: One, what was she doing there? Two, what the hell is she wearing? It’s a ‘spidy’ outfit gone awry. It’s too tight, too busy and too ugly! It also seems horribly out of place (like her) at a country music awards event!
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She’s thinking: "Wait. This isn’t American Idol? Where the hell am I? Simon!"
Uma Thurman at The Cinema Society and Nicole Miller Host a Screening of "The Life Before Her Eyes" after party in NYC
Comment: Oh Uma. She looks so gorgeous (as usual…hate the bitch) from the neck up. But, what is going on with below? This has got to be the most unflattering outfit she has ever worn. Everyone has an off day. This is hers.
She’s thinking: "I’m just having a fat day….okay? Is that so wrong?"
Country singer Emily West at the 2008 CMT Music Awards in Nashville.
Comment: Well howdy! She’s cute as a button, but so horridly dressed! Let’s start with the top…with dark jeans it might be cute. With a satiny mini skirt…not so much. The boots are just awful. A cross between cowboy and those ugly square-toe jobbies that were all the rage in 2001. Ew. The fingerless knit gloves really throw us for a loop.
She’s thinking: "Hey ya’ll…I just can’t afford a stylist yet! Just you wait though, Faith Hill will be shaking in her Loubies!"
Faith Hill at the 2008 CMT Music Awards in Nashville.
Comment: How soon is now? Faith Hill is usually the ray of hope at these country shindigs. What happened here? She is seriously channeling the ‘bad’ Sandy from ‘Grease’! Olivia Newton John wouldn’t even wear this today. I have chills and they are multiplying! All she needs is Danny Zuco’s leather jacket and a cigarette!
She’s thinking: "Tell me about it…stud."
Isla Fisher on location for "Confessions of a Shopaholic" on April 15, 2008 in New York City.
Comment: I know this outfit is a costume for a movie, but come on! It’s probably one I am going to run to see and this outfit is unreal. Tragic. Are they sure the movie title isn’t titled "Confessions of a Alcoholic Shopaholic"???? It can’t be because I have read the book. Seriously, I have never seen a person on the streets of NYC looking like this, unless she was either working them or digging through the garbage. Pink, orange and mustard…together are too much for this girl to take!
She’s thinking: "I can’t believe I have to wear this!"
Naomi Judd at the 2008 CMT Music Awards in Nashville
Comment: I almost feel horrible for doing this, but had I not, I might not have gotten away with it. What is Loretta Lynn Naomi Judd wearing? There is no excuse for this! She is still smoking and sexy, so this matronly commune in Utah look is really a shocker! The silver sandals with…are those hose? are just too much!
She’s thinking: "This is the Easter Brunch at Country Buffet, right?"
– Lauren Dimet Waters
Photos: WireImage
I know that celebrities have to be fashionably correct, but like everybody else they are entitled to be wrong sometimes. Nobody is perfect in the first place, and definitely they are not despite their status.