THE WORST SPRING TRENDS
FOUNTAIN OF 30
FOR WOMEN OVER 40
1. SLOPPY SWEATS
Comfort is one thing but merely taking Rocky’s classic grey sweat suit and embroidering some letters on the front is not a good look.
2. I SEE LONDON SHEER
I can’t image anyone wearing underpants with a sheer layer over them out on the street!
3. BRA TOP WITH A JACKET
(a.k.a. I forgot my blouse!) Where would you practically wear a pantsuit with a bra top?
4. BABY DOLL DRESSES
Just picture your head sticking out of one of these ruffly little girly numbers!
5. MIDRIFF MADNESS
Except for the beach, just say “no” to midriff fashion.
6. CUTOUTS CRAZE
The spring collections showed many a cutout in many of the worst places. A cutout for my hip, my thigh, my stomach and knee? No thanks.
7. YOUR G-STRING IS SHOWING
We hate bra straps hanging out so why would we want to show off g-string straps? And draw attention to our hips?
8. SHOULDER LENGTH EARRINGS
The only place for these dramatic earrings is in a jewelry box and not tugging on our earlobes!
9. SUPERSIZED SHOULDERS
If you make the wrong move you can “poke an eye out” wearing one of these jackets.
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